18 Sep 2009

An Easy Way For Banks (And Amazon) To Make Even More Money

I’ve been thinking about this idea for at least a couple of years and I keep waiting for somebody to develop it. I can only assume that the reason it hasn’t happened is because of some legal obstacle. If this is true then money, as they say, talks, and this is such a killer idea that I imagine it won’t be long before somebody finds a loophole.

Picture the scene: it’s 11.37pm on a Saturday night. You’ve just left your favourite bar, and now you’re going on to a nightclub. First, you need some money. You head to the ATM, punch in your details, select the amount you want to withdrawal, and wait.

The machine whirrs, and while it’s counting your money, a new image pops up on the screen. There, right in front of you, are the top ten best-selling albums on Amazon.com, all at Amazon.com prices. All with free P&P.

You’ve just been listening to music, you’ve had a few drinks, and the latest Muse album (AL) sounds like a really good idea. You click one button on the screen, and Amazon takes the money directly from your account. A couple of days later, the CD arrives.

Or maybe you don’t want a CD. Don’t worry. There’s another button you can click that shows the top ten best-selling DVD releases, too. And books. And MP3s. And ringtones.

All cheaply priced. All irresistibly affordable.

Price everything at £10 or less, and Amazon – and your bank, who will take a cut – are on to a sure-fire winner. The bank already has all of your address and payment details. Amazon takes care of the rest.

Not everybody cares about the top ten best-seller lists, but enough people do pay attention to make this extremely profitable for the first bank that gets into bed with Amazon.

Or any other major retailer – the only part that matters is the price you see on the screen must be low enough for the offer to be extremely attractive. If you have to go away and think about it, the sale is dead. Even if this feature was only pitched at student accounts or was configured in some way to only appear to people of a certain age or other demographic, I cannot think of a single reason why it wouldn’t be a major success.

The best part? There’s virtually no risk. The bank isn't investing in any stock, and Amazon isn't investing in any bank. And if you wake up the next morning and realise you bought the wrong CD, all you have to do is return it.